“ Now every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the world, Ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.... ” The Clash, Death or Glory It was another one of those ‘hand of history’ moments for the ‘Wee Pravince’ of Norn Iron. Former Derry Apprentice Butcher Boy Martin McGunless (excuse me, McGuinness) shook hands with an elderly Anglo German lady called Betty Windsor and her husband Phil the Bubble ( Translation for my non-cockney bredrin and those who've never seen a London gangster movie: rhyming slang; bubble and squeak: Greek ). Ordinarily, the meeting of a provincial politician (once famously described by Steve Coogan as looking like a clown without his make-up) and the putative and unelected head of state of a small third rate power on the far -flung European periphery would be an unremarkable event. This brief encounter however had the added frisson of the politician in question being a former commander in a notorious paramilitary organisation when it planned a...
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